Transcribed by: Kaoru Miki
Time in City: 208,560 minutes

... Yes, I get it.

But I don't think it's funny at all, city! April Fool's Day indeed.



I can't move without stepping on one. They're everywhere!


[ooc: LOL HIS SHINING THING. GUYZ PLEASE HELP ME OUT, PLEASE -- BE MISSING YOUR LIGHT BULBS, THINK MONKEY'S PAW, COME ON!! ]